Florida Man, Florida Man
You know him from TV and radio-land
Morning DJs talk across this land
About Florida Man
About Florida Man
He doesn’t dance and he doesn’t sing
He just likes to do outrageous things
Caught on camera in a garbage can
He’s at it again, Florida Man
Florida Man, Florida Man
Pleading his case before the judge again
Is he on drugs? Nobody knows
Florida Man
Florida Man, Florida Man
Keeps an alligator close at hand
Ask him why, he says it’s his wife
Florida Man
Saw him one morning at a quarter to four
Walking naked in a liquor store
Strange thing was that it had closed at ten
A crazy man, Florida Man
Florida Man, Florida Man
Somebody stole his bag of meth again
Called 911 to get it back
Florida Man
Last week I heard he was down in the Keys
Pooped on the counter in a Mickey D’s
Shake machine was broken again
He just can’t stand that, Florida Man
Florida Man, Florida Man
Gets pulled over by Policeman
They have a fight, Policeman wins
Poor Florida Man!
